I thought that a few well healed bike tips might help you all on the journey.
1)Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need
2)It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed
3)The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror
4)Pie and coffee are as important as petrol
5)Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking
6)When you’re riding lead, don’t spit!
7)Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window
Joke of the day A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make £39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks (£1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................ "Try doing it with the engine running."
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ReplyDeleteI thought that a few well healed bike tips might help you all on the journey.
1)Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need
2)It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed
3)The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror
4)Pie and coffee are as important as petrol
5)Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking
6)When you’re riding lead, don’t spit!
7)Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window
Joke of the day
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make £39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks (£1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................ "Try doing it with the engine running."
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